30 Day Book Challenge

It's a thing people are doing, and I've been doing this, I figure I should collect it all in one spot. Updates will follow, so check back if you choose to.

1. Favorite book: Disgrace by JM Coetzee
2. Least Favorite: Beloved by Toni Morrison
3. Book that made me LOL: The Bad Guys Won by Jeff Perlman
4. Book that made me cry: Charlotte's Web by EB White
5. Book you wish you could live in: Bearenstein Bears and the Bad Dream. DUDE, those action figures were the shit.
6. Favorite young adult book: The Monstrumologist by Rick Yancey
7. Book that you can quote/recite: Top 10 by Alan Moore
8. Book that scares you: Let the Right One In
9. Book that makes me sick: The Strain by Guillermo del Toro
10. Book that changed my life: The Complete Short Prose of Samuel Beckett, but specifically the work, "Imagination Dead Imagine".
11. Book from your favorite author: Nohow On by Samuel Beckett.
12. Book that is most like your life: Downtown Owl by Chuck Klosterman. Effing read it and suffer my existence.
13. Book whose main character is most like you: Moby-Dick by Herman Melville. I'm autistic enough to chase a white whale into my own death, become trapped in it, and destroy everyone else near me to get to it. I'm just thankful it hasn't quite happened yet.
14. Book whose main character you want to marry: Feed by Mira Grant. Georgia was a super cool chick and carried a dormant zombie virus. Winner.
15. First "chapter book" you can remember reading as a child: The BFG by Roald Dahl.
16. Longest book you've read: I have no clue on this one. The Bible? Mein Kampf? War and Peace? Let the Right One In?
17. Shortest book you've read: The Vicar of Nibbleswick by Roald Dahl.
18. Book you're most embarrassed to say you like: Never be embarrassed for what you like, kids.
19. Book that turned you on: Aliens: Earth Hive. There's some hot android sex in there, and I read it when I was 13.
20. Book you've read the most number of times: Moby-Dick, y'all.
21. Favorite picture book from childhood: Richard Scarry's Peasant Pig and the Terrible Dragon.
22. Book you plan to read next: aside from the few books I'm currently in the middle of, next on the list is DEADLINE by Mira Grant (go read FEED by her if you haven't. If you haven't, you're a horrible human, or Cameron.)
23. Book you tell people you've read, but haven't: why would you lie about a book?
24. Book that contains your favorite scene: Let the Right One In by John Adjvide Lindqvist. I can't say, it'll ruin it, or at least remove some charm. And it isn't really in either film.
25. Book you read in school: I finished Mein Kampf in 2nd grade.
26. Favorite non-fiction book: Moneyball? Let's say Moneyball, the best Michael Lewis book easily, easily in my top 5 for favorite ever, and at this moment my very favorite.
27. Favorite fiction book: Moby-Dick by Herman Melville. This contradicts answer 1, but I've changed my mind in 27 days.
28. Last book I read: Drawing Heat the Hard Way by Larry Matysik. Amazing book cover to cover about the pro wrestling industry.
29. Book you're currently reading: There are 3 answers, but I'll go with the first Wheel of Time book by Robert Jordan. It's the biggest, so it will be the most relevant for the longest period of time.
30. Favorite Coffee Table Book: Sacred Mirrors, the Art of Alex Grey. There are about a billion things I enjoy about this set.